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"HE'S RIGHT HERE AND HE TOTALLY AGREES WITH ME / HE'S NODDING HIS HEAD DUDE

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  T-Rex: I was told not to do that as a kid!
  God: YEAH BUT AS AN ADULT YOU HAVE TO DO IT IF YOU WANT NEW FRIENDS
  
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  "God: SURE BUT THEY COULD ALWAYS MOVE AWAY OR GET BUSY WITH KIDS AND THEN EVENTUALLY YOU'RE GOING TO NEED NEW FRIENDS ANYWAY
  T-Rex: Then I'll do it how I always do it!
  God: SURE BUT YOUR NORMAL "BE IN CLOSE PROXIMITY FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS WITH HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE THANKS TO SCHOOL" TECHNIQUE WON'T WORK
  God: DUE TO NO LONGER BEING IN SCHOOL"

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  T-Rex: Well, God thinks I should learn how to make new friends!
  
  Utahraptor: Is that - a threat? Against me and Dromiceiomimus?
  T-Rex: I don't...
  T-Rex: ...huh.
  T-Rex: Frig, MAYBE?"

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  "God: JESUS I TELL THIS GUY TO GET OUT MORE AND HE SOMEHOW TURNS IT INTO A THREAT
  T-Rex: It's weird to hear you say "Jesus" like that.
  God: WHAT
  God: I WAS JUST TELLING HIM PERSONALLY"

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