alt:
"A tiny little slide and in the slide is a very serious otter both sliding for fun and also going about his very serious otter business. His fur is hydrophobic NOT THE OTTER OK THE OTTER IS VERY BRAVE DON'T SLANDER THE OTTER WITH COWARDICE OR LIBEL but his fur is hydrophobic so he has perfect droplets down his back and his face is very small and his butt is very big and if you squint is face, all the way down at the front end of his potato body, makes a a sort of optical illusion whereby if you squint his ears, eyes and nose are darker than the rest of him and it almost looks like a triangle or you know a smile, like all his features make a smile, but his own little mouth isn't smiling it's doing a little focus type expression. Serious otter business, these slides."
